Since dear ol' Shell didn't get the Step Brothers reference and isn't exactly what we'd call a movie buff, I'll just throw out this link right in the beginning to settle any confusion about the title
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTiDO--q9Xg. (always thinking of you mum!)
Anddd now moving on.
St. Patrick's Day weekend I flew to London to visit the one and only Jordyn/Coadman/Coadcaine/Nugget Coad.
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I flew in on a Thursday so I'd have as much time as possible before Monday classes and after a minor mishap when I came to the realization that my Spanish phone wasn't working we were reunited!
Back in Madison, I'd say I eat Qdoba at least 3 times a week and since Spain has yet to jump on the Qdoba/Chipotle bandwagon I've been craving it so much since I've been here. (Actually pretty much all of the Madison study abroad students mention how much they miss Chip/Qubs at least once a day.) So naturally, my first stop in London was taking a taxi to Chipotle (with suitcase still in hand). Yummm best burrito ever.
From Chipotle, we took the tube (way more expensive than in Barcelona but also nicer) to Jordyn's flat in the South Kensington/Chelsea area near Hyde Park. Her flat is in a gorgeous neighborhood with winding tree-lined streets full of mansions, columned townhouses, parks/gardens, and royal residences. Just a little different than the good old Melon District...
We got all the touristy stuff/solo pics out of the way first with a walk past St. Paul's Cathedral, Tower Bridge, Buckingham Palace, Hyde Park, Big Ben, and Kensington Palace. The city actually reminded me a lot of New York City, except with classier cabs, people, and stunning British men (all in suits). It also was such a relief to be able to speak in English again and not be hated for being American (if anything, they seemed to like you more when they found out you were American).
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| Traphouse Reunited |
By popular recommendation, our last tourist stop of the day was a sunset ride on the London Eye (how romantic). The London Eye is a massive ferris wheel with amazing views of the city. I could have done without the steep price of 20 pounds, although it did include a surprisingly realistic 4D pre-show, but it was definitely worth it.
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| View from the London Eye |
For dinner we stopped at a pub on the river and ate on the outdoor terrace. I had my first steak and ale pie and my first ever Guinness. I loved them both and I haven't stopped drinking Guinness since. New favorite beer.
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| Steak & Ale Pie |
By the end of our full day of activities, going out turned into an inconceivable concept, so we instead went back to Jordyn's flat where I proceeded to fall asleep mid-conversation with the lights on. (just a little tired)
The next morning we got breakfast at a little cafe down the street before embarking on an epic shopping venture to Top Shop (goodbye all my money), Harrod's, and Camden Market. Top Shop is one of my favorite websites to shop on back in the States and they're headquartered in London where they have the biggest Top Shop of all time. They have everything from clothes to accessories to shoes to formal wear. Heck, you could even get your nails done, extensions put in, a massage, and spa treatment all within the store. We spent at least a good 3 hours in there before I had to force myself to leave. Needless to say, I spent the entire shopping budget I gave myself for my 4 months abroad at Top Shop. oops.
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| Breakfast of yogurt, fruit, honey, and homemade granola. Nom. |
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| Goodbye money |
From Top Shop, we moved on to Harrod's, the world's most famous luxury department store. Never in my life have I seen so many different designer brands. Designer brands for babies. Designer brands for chocolate. Designer brands for water! It seemed like we were in an entirely different world. We even stumbled upon a state-of-the-art dog grooming facility where you could watch dogs get outrageous spa treatments and even run on a treadmill.
Click here for the song the song that was going through my head at this point. The department store is well known for its celebrity shoppers, historically including Princess Diana and the Royal Family. Feeling entirely out of our league, Jord and I settled for petting the 5000 British pound puppies, sharing some "designer" ice cream at a fancy little ice cream parlor inside, and buying one copy each of the
Hunger Games and
Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (I had been waiting forever to find books in English). Since taking pictures would have blown my cover (since I was keeping up with my English royalty persona so well) these Google pics will have to do.
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| Harrod's |
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| Inside Harrod's |
From Harrod's, it was on to Camden Market which could not have been more different. Camden is a mostly outdoor market filled with stalls and vendors selling anything and everything from refurbished vintage clothing (my favorite) to mulled wine and vintage records. I'm not very good at bargaining and I didn't have much pull carrying my huge Top Shop bag, but I managed to get a pair of vintage jean shorts and the best homemade mac and cheese I've ever had.
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| Camden Market |
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We almost decided to go see Abbey Road, but then decided to just watch all the tourists look ridiculous posing for pictures on the live
webcast instead. We went out to eat at an Italian restaurant that night that was so authentic the wait staff only spoke Italian. Communication required a lot of pointing but the food was delicious.
Saturday was St. Patrick's Day so all tourist activities were ceased to celebrate the holiday right. We started off the day with homemade bloody marys, then fish and chips, and then lots of Guinness and cider. We spent most of the day/night at a packed pub named Brogan's (ironic if you know our long history with Logan's in Madison...) drinking Guinness, watching the Ireland/England rugby match, chatting with a Hugh Grant look-a-like, attempting to Irish dance, and teaching the Brits how to play flip cup. I also tried my first Blackthorn on Black (cider with currant juice) and Snake Bite (beer, cider, and currant juice). Definitely my best St. Patrick's Day ever.
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| Fish & Chips |
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| Group at Brogan's |
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| Hey there Hugh |
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| Blackthorn on Black |
From there, I got about a half hour of sleep before I had to get up for my flight. Thankfully the journey back went smoothly although I thought I was going to fall asleep standing up and then was forced to stay awake for the entire flight back listening to the guy next to me explain his extensive list of life philosophies and crazy ex-wife. Good times.