Friday, May 18, 2012

Spring Break



After exploring MANY possible options for Spring Break, we finally decided a trip to the Gran Canaria (in the Spanish Canary Islands) and Malaga would be a perfect way to spend a week exploring more of  Spain and relaxing away from all the cathedrals, day trips, city tours, and “must see” tourist activities. Since there were 13 of us, we rented an apartment rather than give our life’s savings to one of the expensive resorts and by Thursday night we were on an ever pleasant Ryanair flight to Gran Canaria. (For anyone that’s ever flown Ryanair, you know that pleasant is the last thing Ryanair is) At 3 hours, it was my longest flight since I’ve been abroad. After landing, we attempted to take a bus to the bus station that was supposedly right next to our apartment, but we couldn’t figure out the routes and the bus driver was rude/unhelpful resulting in us taking the wrong route (which at least still got us closer to the apartment) and then we just took a taxi and handed him our address.

The first thing we did after getting the keys for the apartment was childproof the entire place. With 13 of us in an 8 bedroom apartment for 5 days and a hefty security deposit, we didn’t want to risk anything.

Our apartment was a convenient 10 minute walk from the beach and ended up being hundreds of euro per person cheaper than renting a hotel or hostel on the island. Gran Canaria is off the west coast of Africa and was very different than any other island I’d ever been too. Actually, I’ve never been to an island so I guess it’s different from what I imagine other islands are like. For one, there’s no wifi…anywhere. I resorted to sending all necessary emails through a computer at the arcade down the road where you could buy 15 minutes of internet for a euro. There also were telephone booths in every convenience store and a ton of people using them.

We spent most of our days laying out on the beach and most of our nights playing cards and hanging out. Lots and lots of cards. There were two aspects of the beach that were of particular interest.

1.) It was a typical topless European beach. Just to paint a picture in your mind (I'll spare you the pictures), that means 80 year old saggy ladies on your left and fat guys in speedos (thong speedos if you were lucky) on your right. I will say that while it was a bit disturbing at first, it was so refreshing to be in a culture that wasn’t body conscious at all.

2.) We somehow managed to arrive on the one day a year when thousands of jellyfish invade the beach. So for the first 3 days the water and sand by the water were completely covered in jellyfish. Workers were literally raking dead jellyfish off the beach with rakes. Ew.

sew many jellies

The last day we were in the Canary Islands, we took a bus down to Puerto Rico (town not country) on the south side of the island to spend a day on a catamaran called the Afrikat. We got lunch, and all the beer and sangria we wanted, and they also took us in a little boat to a nearby sea cave and let us use their snorkeling equipment to snorkel in a bay in the Atlantic. We unanimously decided it was our favorite day trip yet.

Afrikat catamaran crew

That night we tried to finish our trip to Gran Canaria with a bang by going to what I can only assume is the only club in Gran Canaria. It sounded like a good idea until we walked in and were instantly swarmed by short boys with braces struggling to drink their beers. Yeahhhhh we were at an underage club. We stayed long enough to get our free drinks and then went back to the apartment.
discoteca pic
Besides nearly achieving cradle robber status, I’d say Gran Canaria was a success.

The next leg of the trip took us to Malaga in the south of Spain. After encountering a scenario strangely familiar to the opening scene of Taken, we speed walked from the bus station, jumped a fence with our luggage, and hailed a taxi that only laughed at us and said “hay muchas problemas” when we told him the address of where we needed to go. Turns out, the south of Spain, and Malaga in particular goes CRAZY for Easter week, or Semana Santa as they call it. There was a massive parade with streets blocked and people everywhere and our hostel was conveniently in the middle of it all. Our taxi driver took us as close as he could, still at least 8 blocks away,  pointed us in the general direction, and wished us well. While Morgan and I tried pushing our way through the massive sea of people, we came across another group of girls and a guy sitting hopelessly on their luggage on the curb. They were from Chile and also had a hostel located in the middle of the massive crowd of people. They helped us ask for directions to our hostel and before we knew it, we were following a 60 year old man and his wife through the crowds to our hostel as people cheered us on and waved us through. After a massive blur or Spanish people, floats of religious figures, and narrow alley streets we finally got to our hostel. Welcome to Malaga!
Semana Santa parade

 In total, our group of 8 girls was in different hostels, one of which also housed a British bachelor party. Turns out, Malaga is an oddly popular destination for UK Bachelor parties. We ended up spending pretty much all of our day and evening with the bachelor party. We ran into a Scottish bachelor party at an English pub that same night and then a massive Parisian bachelor party at our hostel the next morning. So. Many. Bachelor. Parties. It was definitely not what I expected from Malaga but was so much fun. 
Part of the English bachelor party

Aggressive Parisian bachelor party arrives...this is how we met

massive Parisian bachelor party

Our last day in Malaga, we went on a day trip to explore the nearby Andalusian white villages and ocean of Frigiliana and Nerja. They were gorgeous and reminded me of what I always thought of when I used to think of Spain.
Frigiliana

Nerja


Spring Break 2012 = great success.

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